Underwear

I want the person who decided that g strings were a good idea out the front of the class now. I want to say to them; "Why"....??

I have met one young fit person who looks good in a g string. The rest of the world just looks ridiculous. Most of the wearers have never had anyone walk behind them to see what it looked like. While my mother used to say; "A good soldier never looks behind" I think she was referring more to a little crease or an unironed patch rather than a g string.

I walked behind a young woman wearing a white skirt and g string today. Why bother!! You would draw less attention to yourself if you wore no knickers, or maybe the g string is designed to attract attention. Yes, the rest of the world definitiely wants to see your unfettered flabby bum!!

My other pet hate is bikini pants under see through clothes. Ladies, full knickers please, and most particularly NOT floral bikinis under white clothes. So not cool.

I understand that we are in the age of wearing whatever it is in which we feel comfortable but I think a few conventions need to be maintained. No budgie smugglers unless you are between the ages of five and ten (or entering an iron man event) and no g strings or bikini pants unless you are firm and slim. Some looks are just too much information in the eye of the beholder.